Let's just say that there is a reason that the lesbian rates are going up in this country.
I myself have just found out that this guy that I am "talking to" has a girlfriend. You may be thinking that I'm PISSED or ANGRY or HURT. But honestly I am just a little bumbed out because I kinda liked this kid. I have only known him for about a month and we have hung out alone a couple of times and I thought he seemed really nice.
So, I have a little idea. And I got this information from a little movie called "John Tucker Must Die". If you are familiar with the movie, you get the direction that I'm going in. If you arn't for some reason. Familiarize yourself.
But here are a few tips of things you SHOULDN'T do if you find this out...
DO NOT tell his girlfriend. Just don't. It always comes back to bite you in the butt.
DO NOT tell him that you know. He will just move onto the next girl to fuck with her mind. Remember that you want to teach him a lesson. Not give him a get out of jail free card.
DO NOT change your actions towards him. This will let him know something is up. If anything, act a little bit nicer.
DO NOT give him the golden ticket. That is unless you want crabs.
Now, here are a few things that you SHOULD do...
Act as though nothing has changed since you found out.
Kiss him if it gets to that point. But don't get too into it. Just a peck that lingers for a short while.
You want to get him wrapped around your finger. So don't text him back immediatly. And if he doesn't ask you a question through text, don't text him back at all. Trust me THIS WORKS.
Make alot of eye contact with him. Flutter your eye lashes too!
Give a reason to maybe say that you hate cheaters. To make him feel guilty.
Get him to take you out in public. Watch him squirm. It is HALARIOUS.
IF for some reason he ends up breaking up with his girlfriend for you, then you need to breakup with him. That is unless you havn't kissed or anything because then he hasn't technically cheated on his girlfriend.
But if you have kissed, make the breakup VERY PUBLIC. Ruin his reputation. It is NOT okay for a guy to cheat on ANY woman.
SONG TO HELP WITH THIS SITUATION:
LOVIN', TOUCHIN', SQUEEZIN'
By: JOURNEY
Friday, July 20, 2012
Sunday, July 15, 2012
I'm Pretty Sure, That Guys Don't Like That...
Do you have a Facebook? How about a Twitter? If you are old school you might have a Myspace. If you do, you know how ANNOYING it is to see girls posting statuses, pictures and updates that they think is attractive.
Posting a picture of you squinting your eyes and sticking your tounge out.
NOT ATTRACTIVE. Makes you seem desperate if you do this.
Posting a picture of a girl by herself or with her friends lifting thier shirts up to show thier stomachs.
NOT ATTRACTIVE. It makes you seem like you want attention and don't care if people might percieve you as a slut.
Posting a status about how you can't find the right guy for you because all guys are dicks. When you are lifting your shirt up in pictures and cursing all over your profile.
NOT ATTRACTIVE. It makes you KNOWN as someone who is blind to who they really are.
Posting a picture with you leaning over to show your cleavage.
NOT ATTRACTIVE. It makes you a slut. Whether you have physically done anything or not. It makes people think that you have.
Each of these things have one thing in common. They all have to do with people having insecurities and in need of attention. Make people know that you are 100% secure with yourself and that you are beautiful and confident. BECAUSE YOU ARE.
Guys don't find these things attractive. Seeing that you posted a status saying that you just volunteered somewhere or went to a fair of went to a beach seems attractive. Why?
BECAUSE You are ecxpressing that you are confident with yourself and don't need the attention for all of the wrong reasons. And in the end, you with get attention in the end for all the right reasons.
Posting a picture of you squinting your eyes and sticking your tounge out.
NOT ATTRACTIVE. Makes you seem desperate if you do this.
Posting a picture of a girl by herself or with her friends lifting thier shirts up to show thier stomachs.
NOT ATTRACTIVE. It makes you seem like you want attention and don't care if people might percieve you as a slut.
Posting a status about how you can't find the right guy for you because all guys are dicks. When you are lifting your shirt up in pictures and cursing all over your profile.
NOT ATTRACTIVE. It makes you KNOWN as someone who is blind to who they really are.
Posting a picture with you leaning over to show your cleavage.
NOT ATTRACTIVE. It makes you a slut. Whether you have physically done anything or not. It makes people think that you have.
Each of these things have one thing in common. They all have to do with people having insecurities and in need of attention. Make people know that you are 100% secure with yourself and that you are beautiful and confident. BECAUSE YOU ARE.
Guys don't find these things attractive. Seeing that you posted a status saying that you just volunteered somewhere or went to a fair of went to a beach seems attractive. Why?
BECAUSE You are ecxpressing that you are confident with yourself and don't need the attention for all of the wrong reasons. And in the end, you with get attention in the end for all the right reasons.
Friday, July 6, 2012
How to Get a Guy to Fall in Love.
I know I probably shouldn't be writing this. I myself have never had a love. But I like to think that I have a while. And I am the "Go-to girl" for advice to give to my friends and it usually works. So here are some tips and I give you the best of luck in finding your one and only love.
Step #1:
Eye contact!
Whenever you walk past your guy, Give him a quick glimpse in the eyes while having a suddle smile. Then simply look away with a lingering smile.
Whenever he is talking to you about something, lower your chin and look right into his eyes to let him know you are listening.
Step #2:
Find yourself.
No guy likes it when a girl cakes on makeup. Find yourself in this process with just adding some blush, covering up those pimples, put a light foundation around yours eyes, and most importantly put mascara on to draw him into your eyes.
Step #3:
Go against the Memo!
Why would a guy go for someone who is a dublicate? Your fashion is one of the main ways to figure out who you really are and how you express yourself. BE DIFFERENT. That way he can notice you. You also want to emphisize your best features like your booty or your waist. But don't seem slutty. Wear belts around your waist or but belts on your jeans to draw his attention.
Step #4:
Body Language.
When you get the chance to stand near him in the lunch line or even walking down the hall, you want to be close but not so close that its creepy! Maybe brush your fingers along his slowy then let your hand hang. NEVER cross your arms or he will think that you are not interested. And when sitting, cross your legs so that they point towards him. Its a suddle signal.
Step #5:
Talk to him.
Whenever you get the chance to talk to him you want to look away at first then make eye contact and always face your body towards him. make sure that you dont stutter and flash a closed or slightly open smile towards him every once in a while. Lean into him. Let him feel the electricity.
Step #6:
Don't smell rank.
Multiple of these steps express closeness and with that comes how you smell. You don't want to overwhelm his nose with perfumes. Focus on spraying down your wrists, neck and chest. Therefore if you happen to hug, he can smell your yumminess. And try to find soft perfumes that arn't overwhelming yet delicious. And use deodorants and DONT USE MINTS! Mints get the saliva in your mouth circulating which can create bad breath. Try those portable toothbrushes.
Step #7:
Dates.
When he happens to ask you on a date, try something other than a movie and a bite to eat. Try out walking downtown or visiting an interesting museum. First dates can be awkward so do something that can keep you both talking. Go to a small concert!
Step #8:
Touching hands.
When your hands finally intertwine, you want to keep them moving and not make it awkward. Twittle your thumbs along his hand. And every once in a while you want to give his hand a slight squeeze. The movement of your hands will make sure that they don't get clammy either.
Step #9:
Will he kiss you?
At the right moment, where you feel like you should kiss, you need to make eye contact with him then slowly look at his lips. Then make your way back to his eyes. If he dosn't lower in to kiss you, you should lower in. And kiss him. Keep your kiss light but lingering. Don't open your mouth quite yet. Let him wait. And when its done go back to making eye contact. EYE CONTACT IS KEY!
Step #10:
The "L" word.
You have done all of the right steps. Now, is he in love with you?? Try watching a romatic movie but not the Titantic. For some reason guys HATE that movie. Try the Last Song. After the movie kiss him and excuse yourself to the bathroom to give him some time to think about whether he loves you. And When he finally says it, kiss him lightly and tell him you love him back.
BOOM. Your in love. Im so happy for you! Invite me to the wedding Please? You will know whether you are in love or not. Tons of guys will come and go from your heart. They will make your heart flutter. Make you smile. But only one will give you the feeling of you wanting to give everything up for him. One boy will make you know what you were living for.
Step #1:
Eye contact!
Whenever you walk past your guy, Give him a quick glimpse in the eyes while having a suddle smile. Then simply look away with a lingering smile.
Whenever he is talking to you about something, lower your chin and look right into his eyes to let him know you are listening.
Step #2:
Find yourself.
No guy likes it when a girl cakes on makeup. Find yourself in this process with just adding some blush, covering up those pimples, put a light foundation around yours eyes, and most importantly put mascara on to draw him into your eyes.
Step #3:
Go against the Memo!
Why would a guy go for someone who is a dublicate? Your fashion is one of the main ways to figure out who you really are and how you express yourself. BE DIFFERENT. That way he can notice you. You also want to emphisize your best features like your booty or your waist. But don't seem slutty. Wear belts around your waist or but belts on your jeans to draw his attention.
Step #4:
Body Language.
When you get the chance to stand near him in the lunch line or even walking down the hall, you want to be close but not so close that its creepy! Maybe brush your fingers along his slowy then let your hand hang. NEVER cross your arms or he will think that you are not interested. And when sitting, cross your legs so that they point towards him. Its a suddle signal.
Step #5:
Talk to him.
Whenever you get the chance to talk to him you want to look away at first then make eye contact and always face your body towards him. make sure that you dont stutter and flash a closed or slightly open smile towards him every once in a while. Lean into him. Let him feel the electricity.
Step #6:
Don't smell rank.
Multiple of these steps express closeness and with that comes how you smell. You don't want to overwhelm his nose with perfumes. Focus on spraying down your wrists, neck and chest. Therefore if you happen to hug, he can smell your yumminess. And try to find soft perfumes that arn't overwhelming yet delicious. And use deodorants and DONT USE MINTS! Mints get the saliva in your mouth circulating which can create bad breath. Try those portable toothbrushes.
Step #7:
Dates.
When he happens to ask you on a date, try something other than a movie and a bite to eat. Try out walking downtown or visiting an interesting museum. First dates can be awkward so do something that can keep you both talking. Go to a small concert!
Step #8:
Touching hands.
When your hands finally intertwine, you want to keep them moving and not make it awkward. Twittle your thumbs along his hand. And every once in a while you want to give his hand a slight squeeze. The movement of your hands will make sure that they don't get clammy either.
Step #9:
Will he kiss you?
At the right moment, where you feel like you should kiss, you need to make eye contact with him then slowly look at his lips. Then make your way back to his eyes. If he dosn't lower in to kiss you, you should lower in. And kiss him. Keep your kiss light but lingering. Don't open your mouth quite yet. Let him wait. And when its done go back to making eye contact. EYE CONTACT IS KEY!
Step #10:
The "L" word.
You have done all of the right steps. Now, is he in love with you?? Try watching a romatic movie but not the Titantic. For some reason guys HATE that movie. Try the Last Song. After the movie kiss him and excuse yourself to the bathroom to give him some time to think about whether he loves you. And When he finally says it, kiss him lightly and tell him you love him back.
BOOM. Your in love. Im so happy for you! Invite me to the wedding Please? You will know whether you are in love or not. Tons of guys will come and go from your heart. They will make your heart flutter. Make you smile. But only one will give you the feeling of you wanting to give everything up for him. One boy will make you know what you were living for.
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